Things That Would Happen If Software
Engineers Ruled The World
engineers must be addressed as “High Priest, Master of All
||Project managers required to attend sensitivity training
on “Deadline Flexibility”.
||Pizza and Chinese food industries convince US businesses
to stop outsourcing tech jobs to India.
||Every Friday is “Work on useless code you think
is leading edge” day.
||Annual $1,000 stipend for purchasing cool stuff to
put on your desk.
||Constitution tweaked every two weeks.
||Clean desks would be punishable by 15 lashes.
||Free Xbox game for every 1000 lines of code you write.
||“Whatever” and “Same as last week” are
perfectly acceptable status reports.
||All technical issues resolved by saying “Well,
it works on my PC.”
||Congress passes Cubicle Prohibition Act.
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