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Things That Would Happen If Software
Engineers Ruled The World
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| 11. |
Software
engineers must be addressed as “High Priest, Master of All
Things Java.” |
| 10. |
Project managers required to attend sensitivity training
on “Deadline Flexibility”. |
| 9. |
Pizza and Chinese food industries convince US businesses
to stop outsourcing tech jobs to India. |
| 8. |
Every Friday is “Work on useless code you think
is leading edge” day. |
| 7. |
Annual $1,000 stipend for purchasing cool stuff to
put on your desk. |
| 6. |
Constitution tweaked every two weeks. |
| 5. |
Clean desks would be punishable by 15 lashes. |
| 4. |
Free Xbox game for every 1000 lines of code you write. |
| 3. |
“Whatever” and “Same as last week” are
perfectly acceptable status reports. |
| 2. |
All technical issues resolved by saying “Well,
it works on my PC.” |
| 1. |
Congress passes Cubicle Prohibition Act. |
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