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Monday, January 19 12:00 PM EST

Yo Momma Insults for Coders Part II
submitted by C.T. TruLove

11. Yo momma is so out there, she can't get high speed.
10. Yo momma is so bloated, in Redmond they just call her "The Template".
9. Yo momma is so dumb she oughtta be called Yo Momma SX.
8. Yo momma is so lost, Google can't find her.
7. Yo momma's so cheap she charges for a demo.
6. Yo momma's butt's so wide, she makes SCSI III RAIDs jealous.
5. Yo momma's butt's so wide, she needs a 64-bit bus.
4. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes me pine for old FrontPage code.
3. Yo momma's so dumb, she's a DEC Terminal.
2. Yo momma's so slow, someone should pencil in her L1 Bridges.
1. Yo momma's so used you can buy her on E-Bay.

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