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Monday, April 19 12:00 AM EDT

Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

By Brian Briggs

Take this quiz to find out which 419 spammer/scammer most closely matches your personality. You need to answer all the questions to get an accurate result.

If you were a meat product, would you be:
Filet mignon
Bacon
Boneless, skinless, chicken breast
Lard
Spam

Which of the following does not belong:
Zamboni
Otter
Tornado
Oompa-Loompa
Clippy

Mmmm....
Donuts
International war tribunal
RAM
Zimbabwe
Spoon

If you could have one superpower, which would it be?
Flying
Telekinesis
Super strength
Ultra-fast chain smoking
Ability to sucker anybody into a scam

Your favorite part of a movie is:
the sex scenes
the violence
the CGI
the plot holes
the credit cookies

If you were an assistant to a leader of the country would it be:
Accountant to the deposed king
Special assistant to the ex-President
Security chief for the former prime minister
Deputy secretary for the crown prince
Lead monkey for the head honcho

You are falling asleep during a meeting so you:
Get up and grab another cup of coffee.
Wear those glasses with open eyes painted on them.
Fall asleep under the table.
Bang your head on the table to stay awake.
Fall asleep with your eyes open.

Favorite African nation?
Myanmar
France
Peru
Lebanon
Uzbekistan


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