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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

Third Annual Geek Limerick Contest



 

By David Jayne
A man who wrote code just for kicks
Knew tons of programming tricks
But he suffered frustration
Because his workstation
Was an overclocked 486

By Joseph Belland
While GVim is certainly rad
And Frontpage is horribly bad
For crafting HTML phrases
For building web pages
Nothing beats good old notepad.

By Phantasmagoria
Said Gollum to R2-D2,
" I could so beat the crap out of you."
R2 beeped, "You're a liar,"
And set Gollum on fire
With an appendage for lighting a barbecue.

By Jason Moses
Return of the King did <I> see.
< DIV>ine was it visually
But no<BODY>'d be miffed
If it ran with <NOSCRIPT>
'Cause they mightn't need 2 <BR>s to <P>!

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