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Signs You're at a Geek Bachelor Party 
 
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| 11. | 
The guys spend three hours breadboarding an LED counter to keep track of how many shots the bachelor drinks. | 
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Someone yells "first post," but they aren't reading slashdot. | 
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Everyone refers to each other by their instant messenger names. | 
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You give the groom "Sam's Teach Yourself Tantric Love-making in 28 Days." | 
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You are the only human male in a hot tub full of female Klingons, but you are  skinnier than all of them. | 
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None of the friends are able to provide the groom with any first-night tips based on their own experience. | 
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When the stripper asks, if you have protection, you show her your firewall. | 
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Someone yells "bang tail" in order to indicate a shell command should be repeated in order to view a log file. | 
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The stripper trips over lan cables and breaks her leg. | 
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Attendees reminisce about the good times they had in Ultima Online. | 
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Frequent cries of "I'm going to shoot Magic Missiles at the darkness!" | 
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