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Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III
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Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0. |
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Have Greedo's father shoot Han's father. |
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Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction. |
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Anakin shouting at the end, "I'll get you, Obi Wan, if it's the last thing I do!" |
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Forgetting the whole plot and killing Anakin and Yoda. |
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Tell the actors and actresses that they were over-emoting during the last two movies, and they should act with less excitement. |
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End the movie with the Sith holding a large celebratory barbecue in the woods, with fireworks bursting overhead. |
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Cast John Stamos and Dave Coulier as Luke and Leia's Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey |
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Have the actors make light sabre and blaster sound effects themselves |
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Have the incident that finally pushes Anakin over to the dark side, be the Jedi Council making fun of his new haircut |
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Entitle it Revenge of the Sith, and continue to write and direct it on his own. |
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