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Reasons to Move Out of the Basement

11. Your skin is starting to become translucent
10. You need more room for the Imperial Death Star case mod you're planning
9. Too dark to play Doom 3
8. Time to get in line for Star Wars III tickets
7. Sick of being called "Mole Person" by parents
6. The threat level is back down to yellow
5. Starting to develop the ability to navigate by sonar
4. Started referring to the dehumidifier as "my precious"
3. The library really doesn't want you down there any more
2. Ben doesn't do what you tell him to anymore
1. Your parents moved 15 years ago


Original idea by Nikolaj Borg

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