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Geek Pickup Lines
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| 11. |
Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love. |
| 10. |
If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine. |
| 9. |
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor. |
| 8. |
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! |
| 7. |
What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this? |
| 6. |
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable. |
| 5. |
My 'up-time' is better than BSD. |
| 4. |
I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company. |
| 3. |
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. |
| 2. |
Want to see my Red Hat? |
| 1. |
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. |
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