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Wednesday, December 1 12:00 PM ET

Targeted Advertising Slogans for Geeks

 

11. Trojan Extra Ribbed - Miracles Do Happen!
10. Band-Aid Brand Bandages - You had to use the Dremel drunk, didn't you?
9. New Delhi Tourism Board - You want to kick the ass of the guy that took your job? We can help you find him.
8. US Army - When Battlefield Vietnam just isn't enough any more.
7. Kleenex Tissues - For those lonely nights in front of your computer.
6. Bud Light - Because if she's not drunk, you're not getting lucky.
5. American Express - When somebody else's credit card number just won't do.
4. McDonald's - You're underweight? We can help.
3. US Climate Controlled Storage - We're there for you when the comic book collection becomes a fire hazard.
2. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese - Man cannot live on ramen alone.
1. Viagra - When you hit the open directory motherlode!

 

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