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Ways Geeks Celebrate Christmas
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Mountain Dew-nog |
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Printing out "One Year of Free Computer Service" certificates to give to the family. |
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Designing elf-killing levels for your favorite FPS.
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Explaining to children how it would be physically impossible for Santa to deliver all the presents. |
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Wear mistletoe hat and keep fingers crossed. |
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Devise a computer-controlled system to detect and prevent household members from trying to peek into their presents before Christmas. |
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Put a santa hat on your avatar. |
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Change the blue neon lights in the case to flashing red and green. |
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Decorating the tree with SDRAM and CPUs burned out from your last overclocking experiment. |
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Rewriting Christmas carols in Tolkien's Elvish. |
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Programming the christmas lights to flash out "I hate this holiday of unbridled consumerism" in binary. |
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