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Wednesday, January 19 12:00 PM ET

Warnings That Should Be On Cubicles

 

11. DANGER: Take pants off before servicing.
10. CAUTION: Wear your respirator. Taco Bell for lunch.
9. CAUTION: Fragile ego inside. Do not berate.
8. How do you like my work? Call 1-800-OUT-SOURCE
7. Please report all unattended cubicles to supervisor.
6. CAUTION: Slow Employee at Work
5. DANGER: Contents on computer screen may be unsuitable for children.
4. WARNING: While this cubicle has no door, it is to be treated as solitary confinement from 8 to 5. Please refrain from attempting to escape.
3. QUIET! Man pretending to work.
2. Please don't feed the cubicle dweller. He may become dependent on human interaction.
1. CAUTION: Keep your arms and legs outside of the cubicle until the person spinning in the chair has come to a complete stop.

 

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