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Geek Break Up Lines
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| 11. |
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed. |
| 10. |
Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities. |
| 9. |
You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm. |
| 8. |
I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal. |
| 7. |
I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists. |
| 6. |
I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos. |
| 5. |
It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The
Phoenix)... |
| 4. |
Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out. |
| 3. |
What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it? |
| 2. |
After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine |
| 1. |
So long and thanks for all the fish. |
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