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Yo Momma Insults for Nethack
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Yo momma's so ugly, her charisma goes up when she's polymorphed into an ochre jelly. |
| 10. |
Yo momma's so fat, her ass can't fit in a blessed bag of holding. |
| 9. |
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks eating an acid blob will make her hallucinate. |
| 8. |
Yo momma's so fat, thrones vanish in a puff of fear as her rear gets near! |
| 7. |
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks cockatrice is another word for a three way. |
| 6. |
Yo momma's breath is so bad, she turns basilisks to stone. |
| 5. |
Yo momma's so stupid, mindflayer's heads implode when they suck her brain. |
| 4. |
Yo momma's so colorblind, she can't tell the difference between dwarf king and a dwarf lord. |
| 3. |
Yo momma's so stupid, she broke her wand of wishing. |
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Yo momma's so old, she's tainted. |
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Yo momma's so ugly, the incubi flee. |
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