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Signs You've Joined the
Wrong Software Company
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| 11. |
There's an altar in honor of Bill Gates in the lobby |
| 10. |
The backspace key activates a trap door beneath your chair |
| 9. |
Code walk-throughs conclude with an Auto-da-Fe |
| 8. |
Everyone has goatees |
| 7. |
Dilbert is starting to seem funny |
| 6. |
All the other employees are lawyers. |
| 5. |
Competitors are referred to as 'market insurgents' |
| 4. |
The URL to your project's requirements documents is prefaced with "http://babelfish.altavista.com" |
| 3. |
Your XP pair programming partner routinely quips "Wonder twin powers, activate! Form of...a ternary operator!" |
| 2. |
Your free carpal tunnel wrist support is embroidered with the company logo |
| 1. |
Rather than muzak, the elevator plays Bollywood soundtracks to keep the troops in line |
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