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Wednesday, February 9 12:00 PM ET

Unlikely Geek Deaths

11. Snoo-snoo
10. Crushed during the 'bus pull' at the world's strongest man competition
9. Caught in avalanche on Mt. Everest caused by the Microsoft sound played at full volume on a laptop
8. Shot by angry opponent after beating them in the hip-hop dance olympics
7. Dropped on your head while body-surfing at a Shania Twain concert
6. Eaten by starving dog-sled team in the Yukon
5. Killed in drunken brawl with entire football team at prom
4. Chess club drive by
3. Grid bug
2. Heart attack during Kappa Kappa Gamma orgython
1. Beheaded by spinning CD ejected from standard Dell machine.

 

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