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Geek Adages
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| 11. |
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, unless you update its drivers, firmware, and reboot it at least 3 times. |
| 10. |
Birds of a feather post together on alt.sex.featherfriends. |
| 9. |
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a +3 long sword of decapitation can't harm me because I have magic protection. |
| 8. |
Where there's smoke, there's a need for water cooling. |
| 7. |
A closed port catches no trojans. |
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All work and no play makes Jack get pwn3d. |
| 5. |
A file on your hard drive is worth two on the web. |
| 4. |
He who hesitates is outbid for autographed photos of William Shatner. |
| 3. |
Don't count your downloads before the torrent is complete. |
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Don't put off until tomorrow what you can code a script to do today. |
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If a tree falls in the forest and no ones blogs about it, does it make a noise? |
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