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Wednesday, March 16 12:00 PM ET

Things Geeks Do on St. Patrick's Day

11. Drive the snake out of Ireland, if you know what I mean
10. Eat the green stuff hiding in the back of the fridge
9. Track St. Patrick's Day parade on GPS
8. Upgrade water-cooled computer to Guinness coolant
7. Hack Internet-enabled marquees in Dublin to display the Union Jack
6. Watch the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Finnegan beat the crap out of each other.
5. Try to get first kiss by wearing 'kiss me I'm Irish' t-shirt
4. Eat nothing but Lucky Charms all day
3. Port scan for the leprechaun's pot of gold
2. Put shamrocks on their website
1. Drink green caffeinated beer until they puke all over their keyboard

 

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