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Reasons a Messy Office is Better Than a Clean One
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Crumbs of food in the keyboard could keep you alive if you ever become trapped in your cubicle. |
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Annoying OCD coworkers will give your cubicle a wide berth. |
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Tons of visual aids in reach to use for explanations about last night's episode of Alias. |
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Much more likely to trip and injure yourself for your entry into the lawsuit lottery. |
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Ability to waste an entire day cleaning your office. |
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In case of hostage situation, plenty of makeshift weapons. |
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Perfect camouflage for your unwashed clothes. |
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Taking bets on rat races can be highly profitable. |
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You can pretend to lose the file that will delay the meeting much more easily. |
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If you spill your coffee, there are always crumbs to soak it up. |
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Makes you look busier than neatnik coworkers. |
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