Dear employee with blog on your site:
Our top brass doesn't like what you write.
Office tales that you list
Caused the boss to be pissed,
Ending your employ as of tonight.
Quick, a zombie is after your head!
Unload into him eight pounds of lead,
And electric bolts too -
Keep those volts running through,
Even though he is already dead.
Google now has launched email, woohoo!
Man, there's nothing this puppy can't do.
A whole gigabyte? Great!
I can search? At this rate,
Luddites soon will be using it too.