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Wednesday, April 27 12:00 PM ET

Signs You're Spending Too Much Time on Your Computer

11. You tilt your head 90 degrees to smile.
10. You try to switch views while driving.
9. You wait for Linux to crash before taking a break.
8. You use PayPal to give your kids their allowance.
7. You miss your friends when you're away from the computer.
6. Just before the accident everything goes blue and you see "YOU.EXE caused a General Protection Fault in module YOURLIFE.EXE at 0011:000000a0".
5. You have monitor "tan".
4. Your spouse has to IM you for dinner.
3. You start using expressions like AFAIK or LMFAO during face-to-face conversations.
2. You set a power supply up in your bedroom, so you can fall asleep to the familiar hum of the fan.
1. You're arrested for punching monkeys at the zoo.

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