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Signs You're Spending Too Much Time on Your Computer
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| 11. |
You tilt your head 90 degrees to smile. |
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You try to switch views while driving. |
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You wait for Linux to crash before taking a break. |
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You use PayPal to give your kids their allowance. |
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You miss your friends when you're away from the computer. |
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Just before the accident everything goes blue and you see "YOU.EXE caused a General Protection Fault in module YOURLIFE.EXE at 0011:000000a0". |
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You have monitor "tan". |
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Your spouse has to IM you for dinner. |
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You start using expressions like AFAIK or LMFAO during face-to-face conversations. |
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You set a power supply up in your bedroom, so you can fall asleep to the familiar hum of the fan. |
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You're arrested for punching monkeys at the zoo. |
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