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Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes: Episode II
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| 11. |
"Sometimes you eat the wookiee, and sometimes, well, he eats you." |
| 10. |
"No, Obi-Wan, I expect you to die!" |
| 9. |
"One time... at clone camp..." |
| 8. |
"My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die." |
| 7. |
"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Alderaan. If things go right I might be showing her my Obi-face. You know: Oh. Oh. Obi-wan." |
| 6. |
"You're the Emperor? I thought you'd be taller." |
| 5. |
"I'll get you, my Jedi... and your little droid R2!" |
| 4. |
"Yes you did, Qui-Gon. You tried to fuck him. And Darth Maul don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Maul." |
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"Saturday, Anakin, is Shabbos, the Jedi day of rest. That means that I don't duel, I don't get in a landspeeder, I don't ride in a landspeeder, I don't reprogram the droids, I don't turn on my lightsaber, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!" |
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"If you want to be a Jedi, you've got to REALLY hate the Empire" |
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"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Yoda, Windu, Kenobi? Morons!"
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