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Tuesday, June 14 12:00 PM ET

All the Wing Dings

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "All the Small Things " by Blink 182)

All the Wing Dings
True Type, font things
I'll print, my page
Color, is beige
Ink Jet, runs dry
Refills I must buy
Spooling, blinking, printer is thinking

Damn this thing's slow, why won't it go, now the lights off, paper won't load
Na, na, na, na, na...

Preview, won't show
Word sucks, I know
I'm starting to pull out my hair, it doesn't get me anywhere

Damn this thing's slow, why won't it go, now the lights off, paper won't load
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

Damn this thing's slow, why won't it go, now the lights off, paper won't load
Print head is still, I want to kill, a paper jam now, it's making me ill
Damn this thing's slow, why won't it go, now the lights off, paper won't load
Print head is still, call doctor Phil, a paper jam now, a paper jam now, it's making me ill

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