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Yo Momma Insults for Physicists
By David Olsen
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Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object. |
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Yo momma's so ugly Schroedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed. |
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Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe. |
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Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch". |
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Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'. |
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Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar system. |
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Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity. |
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Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand". |
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Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe. |
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Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon. |
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Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false.
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