Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good (2005 edition)
||You can finally stop drinking gas now that milk is cheaper.
||Your 1995 GEO Metro just got a lot more
valuable. Yeah, baby!
||Good reason to get back together with
the old buddies in the gas siphoning gang.
||Great excuse not to go see those annoying
||Good reason to spend lots of time on mapquest finding the shortest route.
||Another reason to point and laugh at yuppies
in their gas guzzling SUVs.
||General Motors bound to offer a fortune
for your potato powered car idea.
||Urban legend about a car that goes 1,000
miles on a gallon of gas will make a comeback.
||Can feel less guilty about the $1,500
you spent for the mountain bike sitting in the attic.
||Rich Arab terrorists a lot better movie
villains than poor ones.
||Getting tired of annoying Silicon Valley
millionaires, ready for annoying Texas millionaires again.
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