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Signs You May Be Too Fanatical About Coffee
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| 11. |
73% of the content you write for BBspot is about coffee or caffeine. |
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The anniversary of your first cup of coffee is dearer to you than your wedding anniversary. |
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You don't make your coffee "Irish." You make your alcohol "Colombian." |
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When you're talking about "trying to quit", you mean sleep, not coffee. |
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You seriously believe that you'll get 72 virgin coffee makers if you suicide bomb Nescafé. |
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You consider the act of decaffeination a crime against nature. |
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Above your bed is a poster of Juan Valdez (and his donkey). |
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You got fired from Taco Bell for using refried coffee beans. |
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You can only fall asleep to the sound of fresh beans grinding. |
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You idolize Wally from Dilbert. |
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You refer to your coffee maker as "my preciouss." |
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