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Signs You've Got an Old Computer
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| 11. |
It has blinking lights on it (that's actual lights, not LEDs). |
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The default spell check dictionary is Olde English. |
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The noise insulation is asbestos. |
| 8. |
It's too slow for the latest version of Nethack. |
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The memory is hand soldered onto the motherboard. |
| 6. |
Eighty-column lines of text wrap to three lines. |
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Not even your parents want it. |
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The Smithsonian keeps calling to see if you'll donate it. |
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Green or amber are your only choices in monitors. |
| 2. |
The CPU speed is measured in fractions of MHz. |
| 1. |
It's made by Commodore Business Machines. |
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