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Signs You've Rented the Wrong Movie
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| 11. |
Hayden Christiansen has a speaking part. |
| 10. |
Your spouse is really enjoying the film. |
| 9. |
Your 5-year-old asks you what a "mother fucker" is. |
| 8. |
None of the original stars are in the sequel. |
| 7. |
The only two people in the movie are Paul Sorvino and Philip Seymour Hoffman, and it's rated NC-17 for nudity and sexual content. |
| 6. |
You're confused by the plot and the opening credits haven't even rolled. |
| 5. |
Harrison Ford is neither the President or an archeologist. |
| 4. |
You notice the strings holding up the UFO. |
| 3. |
The DVD is kinda sticky. |
| 2. |
McCauley Culkin looks older than 10. |
| 1. |
The actors are speaking Japanese and the subtitles are in Greek. |
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