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Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating on You with a Geek
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| 11. |
Flowers arrive with a card that reads "To my preciouss." |
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You find a pair of pointy ears in the "sex toys" box. |
| 9. |
Windows doesn't lock-up when you run Real Player any more. |
| 8. |
To allay suspicions, your significant other tries the Jedi Mind Trick |
| 7. |
Googling your name turns up a domain called www.imdoing(your significant other's name).com |
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All the clocks in the house are synchronized to the correct time. |
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Your D & D buddies chuckle every time you say "I'm casting magic missile at the nymph." |
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You find a pair of cargo pants in the laundry hamper. |
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You come home early and find your significant other using the computer |
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Your significant other laughs when you tell a Microsoft joke. |
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You find "Wookiee Crumbs" in bed. |
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