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Thursday, November 10 12:00 PM ET

Cutting with the Dremel

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "Running with the Devil " by Van Halen)

Dremel MasterYeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!
I'm gonna get my case from eBay tomorrow
the one I bought, it's cold rolled steel
Least I got tools, I don't need to borrow
Yes I want to have a case that kills

Oooh, yeah
(Ahh!) Cuttin' with the Dremel (Ahh-hah! Yeah!)
(Woo-hoo-oo!) Cuttin' with the Dremel
I'm gonna tell ya all about it

I thought a case mod would be so simple
Cut a hole so, inside showed
I got no skillz, no skillz you'd call real
That's why I'm still, livin' at home

(Ah, yeah-ah!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(God damn it Mom. You know I'm just tryin' to work)
(Just tell me when it's close to dinner time-ya!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(Yes I am! Yeah!)

(Guitar Solo)
Whirrrr!

Whirrrr!

You know I,
I thought a case mod would be so simple, no
Cut a hole so, inside showed
Got no skillz, no skillz you'd call real
Why I'm still, livin' at home

(Ah, yeah!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(Look out. Look out, I'm cuttin'! Ah, yeah!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(Uh! Uh! Cut it, one more time)

(Guitar Solo)

(Ha-yeah!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(Oh, yeah! Ya-yeah!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(Whirrr! Whirrr!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel
(Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-hah, yeah!)
Cuttin' with the Dremel (Whirrr!)

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