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Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek
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Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe. |
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Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their "I am thankful for..." speech. |
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A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey. |
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House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world. |
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Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't they?" |
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Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your mouth. |
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The cranberries are caffeinated. |
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Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel. |
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Three words: Lego gravy boat. |
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Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones. |
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The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered. |
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