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Reasons the American Government Is Spying on You
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Accidentally searched for "how to build a nuclear weapon and blow up the Super Bowl" |
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Never downloaded Star Spangled Banner MP3. |
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Tendency to choose terrorist side in Counter-Strike. |
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If you're not with us or against us then we're not so sure about you. |
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A good friend of yours tried to get into the NSA but failed. Miserably. |
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Wacky parents named you Ima Terrorist. |
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Lots of email from prominent African dignitaries' widows and brothers . |
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Encyclopedic knowledge of Constitution and Bill of Rights is just scary. |
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You created a top 11 list which is now the #1 search result for "how to build a nuclear weapon and blow up the Super Bowl". |
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"Vote for Pedro" t-shirt too subversive. |
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You don't live in the USA. |
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