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Signs Your Computer is Possessed
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It grew a Goatee. |
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There's blood dripping from the case and you haven't installed any hardware recently. |
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Your monitor starts spinning and all the text turns green. |
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"Games" folder suddenly renamed to "Come Play With Us" |
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CD-tray keeps ejecting "The Bible on CD" every time you try to read it. |
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Firewall keeps popping up balloons that read "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." |
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Your e-mail account gets suspended for suspected spamming due to 666 messages per day sent to satan@msn.com |
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No matter what you type it all comes out "redrum". |
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You recently inserted a CD from Sony Music. |
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It keeps trying to open port 666 in your firewall. |
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BSOD instructions tell you to say "The power of DOS compels you!" in order to reboot. |
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