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Reasons to Upgrade to Windows Vista
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Starting to get bored of Windows 98. |
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Because "Vista" makes more sense than "XP." What the heck was "XP" supposed to mean, anyway? |
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Want to be first on the block to experience security holes. |
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Because keeping an American as the richest person in the world should be everyone's priority. |
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Because if you don't, Steve Jobs might win. |
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They have to get it right eventually, right? |
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Because the new drivers for your video card will only be made for Vista. |
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Need a way to use up some more space on your RAID array. |
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Because a wise man learns from the mistakes of others. |
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Because Steve Ballmer tore off the leg of my cubicle mate and bludgeoned me with it until I said I would. |
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Bill Gates will send you ten dollars for every computer you upgrade to Vista. Send this message to ten of your friends!!!! |
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