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Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants
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Disembodied head of Bill Gates - It's just too creepy. |
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Agent Smith - Kept assimilating all the user's documents. |
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Oprah - Head wouldn't fit on screen. |
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Leafy, the Marijuana leaf - "It looks like you're smoking a joint! Do you need some help with that?" |
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Kickajoo the Kangaroo - Australian accent too hard to understand. |
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Barney the Dinosaur - Customers spending a ton of money replacing monitors with bullet holes in them while trying to shoot Barney. |
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Barfy the Hobo - Children loved him until he threw up on their shoes. |
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Tux the Penguin - Someone in the assistant creation department has a bad sense of humor... and no job. |
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Primi the Fetus - Pro-life groups protested, because you could abort the use of it. |
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Stevie the Em-Ballmer - Too frightening for users of any age. |
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Dell Tech Support Guy - Couldn't make him give any helpful answers. |
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