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April 26 12:00 AM ET

Real Injury or Fake ?

By Brian Briggs

If you've ever read the BBlog, you know that I have a propensity for injuring myself in strange ways. See if you can figure out which of these events really happened and which are completely made up.

  1. Broke wrist when dog knocked me off a ladder.
        Real     Fake

  2. Bit in leg by dog when on a walk with wife.
        Real     Fake

  3. Tongue stuck to frozen monkey bars in second grade.
        Real     Fake

  4. Seven stitches in head after flipping backwards on chair during New Year's Eve celebration.
        Real     Fake

  5. Hit in face by backpack full of canned goods required eight stitches to close wound.
        Real     Fake

  6. Hit in neck by foul ball at high school baseball game.
        Real     Fake

  7. While moving to our new house got pinned behind refrigerator in moving truck.
        Real     Fake

  8. Broke foot in basketball game, finished game, figured out foot was broken three days later.
        Real     Fake

  9. Foot stuck in wet cement of new barn floor. Dad was not pleased.
        Real     Fake

  10. Lost first tooth, got it stuck up my nose.
        Real     Fake

  11. Hurt when mom crashed car into ice cream truck.
        Real     Fake

  12. Flipped over riding lawnmower into 15-foot deep ditch.
        Real     Fake

  13. Nose broken by snowball that had a rock in it.
        Real     Fake

  14. Crashed snowmobile, flew twenty feet, landed on head.
        Real     Fake

  15. I got my finger caught in wire stripper playing around at work.
        Real     Fake

  16. Knocked on ass by runaway pig.
        Real     Fake

  17. Glass in eye after light bulb exploded.
        Real     Fake

  18. Run over by wagon while picking up rocks in field.
        Real     Fake

  19. Broke rib when brother dropped bowling ball on my chest.
        Real     Fake

  20. Riding in toddler seat on bike with family friend, foot got caught in a bike spokes.
        Real     Fake

 

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