The Tech was greeted with scorn
While pictures the screen did adorn
The user just mused
That a trojan he used
To keep 'puters protected from porn
By Michael Coyne
I feel a brief sense of foreboding,
But my boss cannot tell I'm not coding.
And once he wanders away,
I can sit here all day,
While a torrent of porn is downloading.
By Jessica Stratton
A wealthy man worked hard to enamour,
But did not always use proper grammar.
When asked how he got rich,
He replied “I’ve found a niche…
My dear, I am the Nigerian scammer”
By John Hurst
When I was first fork()'d as a child,
My parent wouldn't wait() a while!
While I sat undisturbed,
A transformation occurred!
Now as a zombie I will defil-- BRAINS.
By Angus Reid
Geeks often have problems with chicks
And try Google for any quick fix
But women it's mentioned
Want love and attention
Not a saving roll with 1d6
