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Tuesday, May 9 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Someone Else Used Your Computer

11. There are 27 shortcuts to the recycle bin on the desktop.
10.

Windows Media Player 10 has been downloaded and is playing.

9. Mouse Trails are activated.
8. The mouse is facing backward and on the opposite side of the keyboard.
7. The IE icon is on the desktop.
6. The system tray has at least 18 more icons than the last time you used the computer.
5. The "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" startup sound has been replaced by the default windows fanfare.
4. The alarm was triggered.
3. While you were gone, it crunched slightly less SETI units than expected.
2. Your wallpaper is no longer a picture of your computer and monitor.
1. The keys aren't sticky anymore.


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