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Tuesday, June 6 12:00 AM EDT

Warning Labels We Need

11. Warning: The pins on the back of this video card can slice your fingers
10. Warning: Visiting this website may result in divorce
9. Warning: By only having the minimum requirements for this game, you will experience constant choppy movement
8. Warning: This science fiction film involves time travel paradoxes that can neither be explained or justified by the plot
7. c4ut!0n: l337 sp34k 4h34d
6. Warning: This version of Star Wars has Greedo shooting first
5. Warning: This video game is not as fun as the advertisement makes it look
4. Warning: I will never go out with you. Don't embarrass yourself.
3. Warning: Resistance is futile
2. Warning: Watching this television show may result in a dangerous slowing of brain activity
1. Warning: Mass consumption of this energy drink may result in frequent interruption of gaming


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