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Reasons Americans Don't Watch the World Cup
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Having a hard time converting from metric goals to imperial. |
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What? All Americans south of Rio Grande watch it! |
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Because soccer is for moms. Or so I've heard. |
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Never got soccer fever immunizations as a kid worried they might catch it. |
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Oath of allegiance to NFL prohibits viewing of soccer matches. |
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Ignoring losing team much easier than admitting you are a loser. |
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Lost all interest after Lance Armstrong retired. |
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Not enough commercial breaks |
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Failing to understand the concept of "the world". |
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Conflicts with summer Fear Factor marathon. |
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Because if you like soccer, the terrorists win. |
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