I like to visit sites the have "stupid user stories" and read about someone thinking that their CD tray is a cup holder. I never get tired of reading that story. Users can be so stupid using the CD-ROM that way when you can get a DVD burner almost the same price.

You shouldn't let your cat or any other pets chew on your computer's power cord because you could be working on something important when the power connection is cut and you might not have saved it recently.

It's important to connect your CPU fan securely. If you don't, the results may be disastrous. The fan can become detached and fly off beheading you, but only if the fan has large, sharp machete like blades and I position you properly.

On the internet no one can hear you scream, unless you have voip... and you use it to call someone... and then you scream.

Microsoft was handing out 'stress balls' at one of their seminars, but I said "no thank you, your software already causes me stress."

You have to be careful with online swapping because some guys don't post the real picture of their wife.

Children these days seem to have a natural aptitude with computers, they can find anything on the net. That's why I hired one to download all my pr0n for me.