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Signs Your Computer Was Drinking Last Night
by Kurt
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Everything you saved the night before, your computer has forgotten. |
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It keeps hurling out ever CD you put into it. |
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The computer monitor dims a little every time you click the mouse. |
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Your sound card plays everything at half the speed it should. |
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All error messages read: "A serious error has occured. If you get me through this, I promise I'll never do it again." |
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Your computer automatically adds "I love you man" to your email signature. |
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When playing an MP3, you can hear someone in the background singing karaoke. |
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Whenever you start your computer, it comes up with a message saying, "Firewall?! We don't need no steenking firewall." |
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No matter how you position it, your computer slowly slides off your desk. |
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Your "Start" button changes to "Get 'r Done" |
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You go in the next morning and there's some strange modem lying by your computer. |
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