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Signs You're Not Superman
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A speeding bullet kicked your ass on the 200-meter dash. |
| 10. |
Your application to the Justice League was rejected. |
| 9. |
Your X-Ray vision only enables you to see through glass. |
| 8. |
You look pretty dorky in a cape. |
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Your home planet is still habitable, but your father sent you here anyway. |
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Instead of "It's a bird, it's a plane..." people say "What the fuck is that ugly thing?" |
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The armor piercing bullets rip through your flesh like a hot knife through butter. |
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When your therapist says "Lex," you say "-us" |
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Evil supervillains don't know your girlfriend or where she lives. |
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Exposure to Kryptonite only gives you a ringing in the ears. |
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The only way you got the pickle jar open was by smashing it with a hammer. |
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