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Rejected Sequels to Snakes on a Plane
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Aches on a Plane: Flight attendants go crazy and massacre a plane filled with old people who can't stop complaining about their aching backs. |
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Rakes on a Plane: Hilarity strikes as rakes left in the aisles of a 747 bonk passengers on the forehead. |
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Fakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of plane when, during turbulence, the silicone breasts jiggle out of control. |
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Mistakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the moviegoers as a series of plot holes and continuity gaps make this the most dreadful film to watch. |
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Stakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the vampire passengers of a plane when one of the human passengers pulls out a wooden stake from his carry-on luggage. |
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Shakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when the pilot has too many cups of coffee and gets the shakes. |
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Quakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when a friendly Quake game turns into a brawl. |
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Flakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when one of the passenger's severe dandruff problem clogs up the air conditioning system. |
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Cakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when hordes of cake-wielding clowns run amok onboard. |
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Steaks on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when they find out some of the steaks from the inflight lunch have mad cow disease. |
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Frakes on a Plane: Terror strikes Commander Riker as he's placed in coach class with the Star Trek Fan Club of Minneapolis. |
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