If you hook up a real mouse to your computer, it's not nearly as useful and a lot messier. No, I don't recommend it.

If life were like a box of chocolates, bits of it would get eaten until there was nothing left except for the hard centers and marzipan.

Do you think Schrodinger's cat would be alive today, if it could think outside the box?

Computers have a lot of technical terms that are related to fire. No, I'm sorry. I was thinking of arson, not computers.

When I grow up I want to be a chaotic neutral magic user.

Moore's Law applies to humans, but in reverse.

The other day I showed little Billy his mommy's webcam site and explained how she made money to buy him toys. She didn't ask me to babysit again.