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Signs You Should Keep Your Kids Away from Your Congressman
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Michael Jackson has donated over $1 million to his campaign and frequently campaigns with him. |
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He gives lots of speeches about "oral" values. |
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He French kisses babies. |
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He keeps candy in his front pockets. |
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Even Karl Rove thinks he's creepy. |
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He's endorsed by NAMBLA. |
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His campaign slogan is "Thank Heavens for Little Girls" |
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The campaign bus is an ice cream truck with no windows. |
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He proposes legislation that would protect the children by having them come over for a sleepover at his house. |
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He only gives campaign speeches at daycare centers. |
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The pictures hanging in his office are all of him with shirtless teens. |
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