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Ways To Avoid Being Sued By The RIAA
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Track down and hire the A-Team. |
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Fake your own death or move to Sweden or Both. |
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Piece together whole songs from free ringtones. |
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Make the guy selling you the CDs sign a waiver saying that these "are for sure not pirated." |
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Donate $1 million to the political party in power. |
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Distract them by jingling your bright and shiny car keys. |
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Use the Jedi Mind Trick, "These are not the pirates you're looking for." |
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Play the erase card. |
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Only download from work and use a co-worker's PC. |
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Get the musicians to perform the music for you in person. |
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Only download songs that you yourself have written. |
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