Which Caffeinated Beverage Are You?

Take this quiz to find out which caffeinated beverage most closely matches your personality. You need to answer all the questions to get an accurate result.

I take my coffee:
Black
With cream and/or sugar
Intravenously
To work every day
I don't drink coffee

Should robots be allowed to marry?
Yes
No
Only if they aren't the same sex
C3PO is hawt!
I don't get it.

Which is the worst Star Wars film?
Attack of the Clones
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Revenge of the Sith
All of them

How many rings before you hang up?
1
4
5
6+
Never

Most inept US government organization?
USPS
Pentagon
White House
Congress
IRS

Spider-man is to Superman as:
Octopus is to squid
Robin is to Batman
Apple is to orange
The A-team is to Miami Vice
Differential equations are to sheep

Favorite phallic symbol
Cigar
Car
Gun
Washington Monument
ICBM

If you had to disarm a bomb, which wire would you cut?
The red one
The blue one
The yellow one
All of them
None, I'd run