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Because this is the most important election of our lifetime, (unlike, say, 1996, which was, like, totally lame. Why did they even have an election then?) |
| 10. |
To shut up all those "If you didn't vote then you can't complain" people. |
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Because if you don’t vote, the terrorists win (unless you were going to vote for the terrorists, in which case they win anyway). |
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Because people in Iraq braved violence and long lines to vote for their ineffectual government, you don't have to brave either to vote for yours. |
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Because this year Al Franken will literally beat the shit out of you if you’re not wearing an “I Voted” sticker. |
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You would like a different politician lying to you for the next two/four/six years. |
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You want your voice to be heard, and the old woman down at the polling station can't leave her post so she'll have to listen. |
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You like to stand in line and pretend you're waiting for a Wii or Playstation III. |
| 3. |
Perfect opportunity to check if your e-vote hack is in place. |
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Because you're tired of all the Republican scandals and abuses of power, and would like more Democratic scandals and abuses of power. |
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To relive those test taking days in college when you just filled in the circles randomly hoping to get some right. |
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