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Tuesday, March 6 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You're at Geek Wedding

11. Guests throw USB drives instead of rice.
10. Bride and groom's first dance as a married couple is to "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al.
9. Wedding rings are simple gold bands engraved in Elvish.
8. There are D&D Miniatures atop the cake.
7. Whoever catches the bouquet is the next to upgrade to Vista.
6. Groom comes down the aisle to the "Imperial March" from Star Wars.
5. Bride promises to raise the children on Macs instead of Windows.
4. Reception table centerpieces are crafted from Lego.
3. Bride uses Bluetooth headset for her "something blue."
2. Groomsmen dressed as Star Fleet officers.
1. Bride and groom answer "Next" instead of "I will" and "Finish" instead of "I do" during vows.


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