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Wednesday, April 11 12:00 AM EDT

Sixth Annual Geek Limerick Contest



Honorable Mentions

By Michael Coyne

My IT job pays such a pittance
That someday I'll quit, and good riddance.
But when I'm not helping newbies,
I can just surf for boobies,
And then sit here all day killing kittens.

By DeShawn Smith

When you're losing that chic geek physique,
Which is often more rotund than sleek,
Just eat healthy fodder,
And drink lots of water,
And do nothing but Wii for a week.

By Stephen Johnson

A gullible gamer named Trevor
Had friends who were evil, but clever.
He wears tinfoil hats,
Avoids all black cats,
And preordered Duke Nukem: Forever.

By Allison Cossitt

A pretty young lass named Calista
Bought a PC with Microsoft Vista
But instead of a "wow"
She's uttering "ow"
After pounding the wall with her fist-a

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